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Critical Role Fan Craft – Scanlan’s Blueberry Scat Sorbet

Scanlan’s scrying poop is a magical item that can offer a peephole outside of himself. This recipe for blueberry sorbet won’t give you out-of-body sight, but is edible and delicious. Everything’s a trade-off.

What you’ll need:

  • Blender
  • Ice cream maker
  • Spatula
  • Piping bag and tip
  • Mason jar

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups blueberries
  • 1 cup simple syrup
  • 1/2 lemon
  • Sprinkles
  • Shimmer powder
  • Blue food coloring
  1. Put the blueberries, simple syrup, lemon, and blue food coloring in the blender and blend until smooth.

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  1. Pour the mixture into the ice cream maker. Turn once every minute until the sorbet stiffens up (about 15 minutes).

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  1. Working quickly from this point on, spatula the sorbet into a piping bag and pipe into the jar in poop-y movements. (Get creative here if you’d like.)

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  1. Garnish with sprinkles, shimmer powder, and blueberries.

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Check out more of our Fan Craft features on Geek & Sundry where you can make everything from pet armor to pendants of protection. Want to see something special made by the team? Let us know in the comment section below and we’ll try to find the best way to bring your idea to life.

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