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The Guild: I’m the One That’s Cool Directed by Jed Whedon, Co-Written By Jed Whedon & Felicia Day

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Music by: Jed Whedon

Lyrics by: Jed Whedon and Felicia Day

Executive Producers: Felicia Day, Kim Evey

Producer: Jeff Winkler

Directed by: Jed Whedon

Edited by: Jeff Yorkes

DP: Chris Darnell

Production Design: Kathrin Eder

Costume Designer: Kristin Ingram

Makeup: Kim Grazyck

Cover Photo: The Bui Brothers

Cast (In Order of Appearance)

Codex – Felicia Day

Bladezz – Vince Caso

Tink: Amy Okuda

Vork – Jeff Lewis

Zaboo – Sandeep Parikh

Clara: Robin Thorsen

8th Grade Crush – Brendan Bradley

Pantsing Gang Leader – Leonardo Nasca

Pantsing Gang – Daniel Weinell, Pat Weinell, Timothy Weinell

Dodgeball Girl – Shira Scott Astroff

Cheerleader #1 – Lisa Jay

Cheerleader #2 – Brit Weisman

Muscle Head Jock #1 – David Morris

Muscle Head Jock #2 – Tanner Anderson

Hallway Tormentor – Gabriel Hager

1st AD: Thomai Hatsios

2nd AD: Alonzo Perez

2nd 2nd AD: Brian Kameoka

1st AC: Stephen Tringali

2nd AC: Dan Cooper

B Cam Op: Adam Forskey

Camera Intern: Kapauhi Stibbard

Gaffer: Dan Jagels

Key Grip: Brian Taylor

Swing G & E: Mike Westby

Electric: Alex Lizotte

Catering: Brad Detanna, Nora Gunner

Assistant Makeup: Robyn Rebbe

Art Assistant: Teresa Leong

Production Assistant: Chris Setts, Scott Meisner

Interns: Lindsay Koens, Colin Sherman, Beatrice Shuster, Brit Weisman

Extras: Elyse Adea, Rachel Aviles, Alyson Bates, Dallas Bloom, Kim Brunner, Kimberly Carrasco, Genevieve Collins, Lisa Curtis, Eder Enciso, Jacques Favreau, Jennifer Flatebo, Kathy Flynn, Amanda Freed, Mohammed Ganai, Lindsay Halle, Ashphord Jacoway, Kathryn Jenkins, Emily Kung, Emmanuel Lagumbay, Anne Lamsa, Amber McBride, Scott Meisner, Kenny Mittleider, Aaron Moreno, Sarah Moreno, Bethany Myers, Jessica Paul, Kristen Pickrell, Jennifer Ramirez, Doug Rusley, Kevin Rusley, Francis Santos, Veronique Schulten, Bea Schuster, Chris Setts, Colin Sherman, Crystal Siri, Anthony Thompson, Brennen Williams, Tina Williams, Christopher Wright, Tina Yanagimoto

Special Thanks to:

The Dragonfly Bar

Jason Miller

J.P, Kennedy & Jasper Pierce

LYRICS:

1ST VERSE:

Oh, no. Don’t pretend I didn’t see

You roll your eyes at my gaming tee

Don’t know if you can read or if you’ve seen

The sweet piece in this week’s Wired magazine

The latest trend has hit its peak

They say that geek’s becomin’ chic

So now you’re out of style as you can be

And I’m in vogue, so you can bite me

To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

2ND VERSE:

Try to cop my style but I’m the real thing

While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering

Never earned a part of nerd society

My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree

Watched my Next Gen every night

Wore a headgear to fix my overbite

Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me

I literally can’t see my hand in front of my face

To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

You may be tan and fit and rich but you’re a tool

And I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

3RD VERSE:

Role reversal must be a total drag

But there’s no point, no point for me to humblebrag

I appreciate you for being cruel

I’m burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel

Got my in-jokes you won’t get

Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat

So now your ballin’ parties seem so dumb

You can Evite me, and I’ll say yes, but I won’t really come

Got my comics

Got my games

All the things you thought were lame

Got my cosplay

Fanfic too

Got you pegged

STF-You

CHORUS

“I’m the One That’s Cool” is brought to you by Knights of Good Productions, the same company that brought you the hit song & video “Do You Wanna Date My Avatar” by Felicia Day and Jed Whedon.

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